What was he gonna do with a dog?
When the dog nipped again, he drew
his hand back to balance it in his lap.“Th’hell am I gonna do with you? Don’t got
an owner?”
Now he misses the ear-scratches and he jumps up into his brother’s lap, clumsily flopping about, as one’s balance was off with just three legs, instead of the four a dog truly required.
Y’see a collar on m’ neck, dumbass?

When the dog jumped in his lap, he let out an ‘umf’ noise.
Guess the dog wanted more ear-scratches.
"No collar.” Giving the dog a look that was expressionless
as he continued to pet the dog, he sighed. “Got nothin’ here
fer a dog…”